7cb1d79195 The year is 2012 and only Buddhist kung-fu cop Terry Phoo and teenage ne&#39;er-do-well Whitey Action can save London and the Nationa whole from mutant criminals who are taking over. I was lucky enough to be working at the Dakota Hotel in Motherwell where they filmed the room scenes. Met Jamie Winston in character which was pretty cool. I got the distinct impression all throughout this bizarre production that the odd expletive, use of guns, repeated references to alcohol, and a few suggestive shots of Whitey were all that stood between this and a slot on children&#39;s television.<br/><br/>I&#39;d have rated this with a single star if it hadn&#39;t been for the fact that I actually did chuckle once or twice, and that various tight-top/crotch shots and wardrobe transitions qualified Whitey for at least a walk-on part in the next Carry On movie. I&#39;ve given one star per chuckle.<br/><br/>There is a four-letter description for the plot, dialogue, production value, and writing of Phoo Action: CBBC.<br/><br/>Mildly titillating, but out-weighed by the insulting implication that the BBC is spending my license fee on productions aimed at intellectually-underdeveloped adults. There&#39;s certainly a little too much bad language for this to be aimed at children who should already be in bed…
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